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Thursday, January 13, 2011

True Grit (A)

Hailee Steinfeld faces off against Jeff Bridges

With messages you don't usually see in modern films, True Grit manages to ride above a typical revenge flick to become a new classic western.
The introduction has a middle-aged woman telling a story from when she was fourteen and her loving father had been unjustly murdered by a hired hand named Tom Chaney. The film then cuts to the lady as a fourteen-year-old in a very tough wild west Arkansas where no one seems to care or sympathize at her loss. The girl, named Mattie Ross, is intent on both securing her father's assets and hiring a bounty hunter to capture the killer and bring him back for trial. For the second half of her to-do list she goes to Rooster Cogburn who, despite his heavy drinking, is rumored to be the best hunter around. Chaney has a head start, though, and Mattie is clashing with another bounty hunter--La Boeuff--who had pursued Tom without success from Texas, so the mission seems risky at best.
It is somewhat uncomfortable seeing that the entire basis of the movie is a girl getting retribution; that said, we are told Chaney leaves a trail of bodies all over the nation. Even so, Mattie doesn't seem to concerned with stopping future crimes--she is motivated by vengeance and vengeance alone. This already awkward scenario is further amplified by the use of hymns throughout the film. These might serve as a mockery of religion in a dark world, but could be accepted as merely to show that no one but God cares for anyone (such as Mattie) or anything (such as justice). Both objections are valid and could provide a good reason to skip the film; it must be pointed out though that justice and spiritual allusions are not in and of themselves the worst things to grace cinema (as anyone who sees Little Fockers instead of this will be sure to notice).
A more obvious problem with the film is the character of Mattie. Though acted well and fascinating to watch, she is unrealistically smart; secure; and emotionally-balanced. I doubt many if any fourteen-year-olds would calmly negotiate when having their recently deceased father's goods being unjustly taken away, or keep their cool after waking up to a government official in their room insulting and threatening to both sexually and physically abuse them, or show no emotions when shot at, or take any of the trials Mattie faces as well as she does.
These faults shown, it must be said True Grit manages to rise above "cynical revenge-flick" and become an exceptional movie. Good contributing factors are that it is well-made, and also is good fun, and also has some excellent acting. That last point should be reiterated: Jeff Bridges as Cogburn and Matt Damon as La Boeuff are both exceptional (Josh Brolin as Chaney is barely shown), but Hailee Steinfeld as Mattie is so amazingly in depth and able to convey so many emotions the character is practically believable and we can ignore the doubt to enjoy the story. Probably the biggest atrocity of the year is the choice to have Steinfeld be submitted for awards as a supporting actress when she is undoubtedly not the just the star of the movie but one of the acting champions of the year.
The best part of the film is a bit more original, though. With such an undoubtedly cool character as Cogburn it would have been very tempting for the movie to follow the trends and revel in a general contempt for the law and organized government. Fortunatly, the writer/directors are Joel and Ethan Coen (O Brother, Where Art Though) who hate being predictable almost as much as they hate the G-rating, and choose to faithfully adapt Charles Portis's novel with a balanced portrayal of authority. Sure, the more legal heroes have natural corruption, but we see just a bit more beneath all that. It is hard to explain more without spoilers, but hopefully just knowing the movie manages not to be such an Avatar will make one want to see it.
While not a negative point, it seems imperative that a warning should be given: The PG-13 rating is a stretch here. The language squeaks under the MPAA barrier and sexual content is (shockingly!) absent, but the violence is graphic. Younger viewers (and squeamish older ones) will doubtless be disturbed by the splattering flesh, severed fingers, and other bloody images as well as painfully harsh treatment to a child. Most of us can simply enjoy the excitement of it all, but it seems necessary that everyone knows what they are getting into.
The violence is not a substitute for plot, though. It is simply there to build setting, and the picture has perfect pacing and an excellent story, making it both riveting and entertaining.
While it seems shocking that I am giving a movie with so many negative elements an A, I have to say the True Grit is an unusually good film as well as an enjoyable one and is definitely worth a look.

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Little Fockers (C+)

Do you choke up with giggles when you remember that most men have penises? Do you guffaw with laughter when someone passes gas? Do you pay eight bucks to hear a couple play-on-words involving "f---" and see Jessica Alba in her underwear? If the answer to any of these is no, then don't see Little Fockers.
The sheer amount of talent in this third installment of the Meet the Parents series is intriguing, mostly in the sense of intriguing that occurs when we laugh in schadenfreude and say "What were they thinking?." Of course, it is also a bit infuriating considering 10% of Americans are unemployed and somebody (actually two somebodies) got payed more than you will make in a life-time for dictating a two-year-old's 90 minute potty-joke and then calling it a screenplay. Ben Stiller returns as Gaylord (don't think they are gonna miss a chance to make a joke on that name) Focker, or Greg as he is known to most everyone including his wife (Teri Polo), his father (Dustin Hoffman), his mother (Barbara Streissand), his old friend (Owen Wilson), and his mother-in-law (Blythe Danner). His father-in-law Jack Byrnes (Robert Da Niro), on the other hand, thinks his name-change is just another trick and spends his life (and his weakening heart) seeing if his suspicions that Greg is a cheating flake are true. Byrnes's suspicions seem to be coming true as Focker's coworker (Jessica Alba) becomes a bit too flirtatious. Written by Larry Stuckey and John Hamburg (the first two Focker-flicks), the movie is directed by Paul Weitz (American Pie, Cirque Du Freake).
There is a positive element in Fockers 3: the touching relationships between each couple. This is far to menial in a film that lacks any touches of true comedy and thus substitutes with Alba's breasts.
While it is still making tons of money, anyone who wants to save time and money should skip this utterly humorless and artistically empty threequel.

Sunday, January 2, 2011

The Warrior's Way (A-)

Fantastic art direction and awe-inspiring visuals make this truly an action adventure.
Yang (Korean star Jang Dong-gun) had been trained as an assassin since a young age, and was really good at it. Really good. He looks at a perfectly tranquil pond and is able to spot the nearest killer lurking in its depths and slash him in half. He is unfazed when the entire pond comes alive with a score warriors. And he calmly cuts them down in less than thirty seconds. In fact, Yang is so good he practically single-handedly takes down an entire tribe of trained murderers--except for one. Upon seeing an adorable little infant (Analin Rudd), he finds himself unable to do his usual tricks, and instead decides to adopt it (seeing as his sword just snipped her parent's lives short a few years). This action is inexcusable with his tribe and master, and him and the child are now the most wanted men in Asia. So Yang leaves Asia. Enter The Wild West.
The touching-yet-melancholy ending might turn off some, but one should probably realize that the film is more about Lynne (Kate Bosworth of 21), the vengeful cowgirl (in the sense of having guns and liking sand, not in tending cattle) who's life is touched by the child and her foster-parent. Is there romance? Duh. But there is quite a bit more. First off, you have that mysterious town drunk (Geoffrey Rush of Shine and Quill), and that pesky swordsman chasing Yang (Ti Lung), and the vicious gang-leader (Danny Huston) who murdered Lynne's family ten years ago when she burned half his face off during an attempted rape.
Other than perhaps Legend of the Guardians, this film is the most beautiful picture this year. The scenery, the costumes, all the surreal imagery...It is truly incredible. Desserts are usually ugly and unpleasant to the eye, but in this film it seems like a combination of Middle Earth and Neverland. The art direction (from Phillip Ivey and Writer/Director Sngmoo Lee) is award-worthy and a reason to see the film in and of itself.
Of course there is a far bigger reason to see it: the action! Aside from the inherent FREAKINGSWEET!ness of cowboys versus ninjas (if that is what the Asiatic assassins are), the film finds every possible way to kill a person and then a few ways that I think would be rather difficult. This is all beautifully choreographed as if it is a ballet (with blood), a nice contrast from the blunt barrage of beatings generally offered in movies.
As for the story, it is nothing incredible, but it has a good message and can be quite touching--if you keep in mind the previous warning. Of course, the movie is more show than substance, but it has real themes and it is a show like you have never seen before.
An additional plus is Huston's performance and character, which rivals the Joker in being a truly horrifying person who twists your heart around every moment he is on the screen. He lacks Joker's depth, but if you are just looking to squirm and really, really want to see someone's face get smashed in, the character serves this purpose perfectly.
Beautiful and beautifully violent, The Warrior's Way is the right way to make a movie.

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Best Movie Posters of 2010

With the year winding to a close, its time to look back at all the best things of 2010's cinema. And yes, that includes movie posters. While most are mere advertising (and some are truly horrible), these pictures can convey all sorts of themes (or just be cool). Having to tell the premise for the story, the reason to see it, and be genuinely artistic is a tough job to fill. However, the guys behind these ten posters did it excellently.

10. Clash of the Titans: "The Clash Begins"

Sure, "the clash begins" is not a brilliant tag-line, and it uses all the tricks (including having most of the image either black or blurred nothing), but it still is the film of the year that screams EPIC the most. It is so cool, and so big, one (who is male) feels compelled to see it. Look at the Kraken. Isn't it incredible?


9. For Colored Girls: "Many Voices. One Poem"


It shows all the heartbreak, abuse, and strife--but in a creative way with remarkable beauty. It is far better than the "depressed, naked girl in a bathtub" one Lionsgate also released.


8. Eat, Pray, Love: "Let Yourself Go"

Don't get me wrong, the film was awful; this, though, abstains from showing someone happily running with a bright background (or Julia Roberts and James Franco kissing). Instead, it gives us an image with such surprising depth--and makes you want to experience the world like Julia Roberts seems to beginning to. Unfortunately, the movie fails at that task; still, it's a good poster.

7. The Human Centipede [First Sequence]: "The Human Centipede"

This both shows the horrifying monster but keeps its secrets as well--it makes you HAVE to see the film (when maybe not, but awfully close). It also has that "100% Medically Accurate" note, which makes it all the more interesting (or else I am a complete sicko).

6. Black Swan: "Swan Lake"

This is not the only Black Swan poster on this list, but I felt it had to mentioned. The innocence of the ballerina contrasting with the overpowering dark evil of the black swan--and all depicting a scene from the ballet. This is beautiful.


4. Devil: "Down"

This creates both a sick little joke (congratulations if you got it by now; it took me three minutes) while conveying its premise of a devil in an elevator. Two birds (and their souls) in one stone!


3. The Expendables: "Choose Your Weapon"

This movie needed to convey that it was the ultimate action event with the most awesome kills out there. So what better way to express that then by showing a skull surrounded by practically every single weapon that can be found in a five-year-old's fantasy. The instant I saw this poster, I knew this was one film I could not miss.

2. Harry Potter Saga: "It All Ends Here"

An entire generation has grown up on the wonders and the charm of the Harry Potter Universe--what could be more devastating and yet more captivating than to see than Hogwarts, the Wardrobe of the 21st century, looking like that? Well, they could always show a screen-shot of a dead Dobby, but other than that I think this is the best we can get. So beautiful yet so terrible--and so destined to rake in millions of dollars.




1. Black Swan: "Insanity"

What better shows the haunting spirit of insanity as this image. I know the basic purpose of a movie poster is to sell the movie, but this is art.

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Predictions: 5 Best Films of the First Quarter of 2011

With 2010 drawing to a close, it is time to look forward to 2011 and the new releases it will bring. It is difficult to predict what will be all the good films for the whole year, due to scheduling changes and lack of information (and the fact that it is unlikely anyone will remember in December a prediction made a year before). Therefore, I will instead predict what will be the best films of the first quarter of 2011. Due to it probably being the quarter containing the least amount of films (and the ones it has often having little-to-no information readily available on them) I have listed only five choices--though unlike in the past I have given each of them a rank (1 being the best, 2 being second, etc.). Please remember that at the time I write this Don't Be Afraid of the Dark has lost its original release date and its new one is to be determined; if it gets a slot similar to its original I will be delighted. Anyway, here goes:

Still of Amanda Seyfried in Red Riding Hood
(image from IMDB)

5. Red Riding Hood (March 11): Director Cathrine Hardwicke has proven the ability to pump adrenaline into anything, from Thirteen to The Nativity Story to even (!!cough!!) Twilight, and scary fairy tales are usually awesome, so its no wonder there is excitement for this horror-fantasy retelling of the legend "Red Riding Hood," re-done Hollywood (but thankfully not-Disney) style with romance (duh) and a were-wolf (YEAH!). Sure, it loses a few points for replacing the traditionally child protagonist with the decidedly-adult Amanda Seyfried and it might have trouble obtaining the depth to be one of the year's best, but RRH's exciting premise should make this experience entertaining and maybe even memorable.

(image from GeekTyrant)
4. Sucker Punch (March 25): While I have yet to see Watchmen and was a bit to young when 300 came out, I have to say that Legend of the Guardians was pretty freaking awesome! Sure, it wasn't quite as thoughtful as Lord of the Rings, but it had enough morals to be the perfect family fantasy and some of the most gorgeous visuals I have ever seen. Furthermore, at the same time Tim Burton was making Alice in Wonderland Disney-clean that kiddy-flick managed to contain the year's best action! So, whether you think he's right for the Superman-reboot or not, it is imperative that we understand that whatever Guardians's mastermind Zack Snyder has next is very likely going to be big. While an unusual choice for a sci-fi/fantasy/anime epic considering all the events take place in the protagonists mind to help her cope with stressful events, one should not write off a movie that seems to have more explosions and robots than Star Wars. Yes, its moral appears to be the exact same as Precious (switch "abusive home" with "abusive institution"), but there could be a little extra here to make this something powerful. And if not you might want to remember that Precious didn't have THIS:

(image from GeekTyrant)

Please not that the next picture is for an entirely different movie.

Still of Tommy Lee Jones and Ben Affleck in The Company Men
(image from IMDB)

3. The Company Men (January 21): Given the current economic downturn, this allegedly-enlightening story of a man (Ben Affleck) coping with his recent unemployment and subsequent depression is quite timely. However this could be good anytime if its done right, and (despite the unsavory rating explanation) the trailer seem and descriptions seem to indicate they did. Featuring an impressive cast for a limited release, this John Wells production has Chris Cooper, Maria Bello, Kevin Costner, and Tommy Lee Jones.

Still of Jodie Foster and Mel Gibson in The Beaver
(image from IMDB)

2. The Beaver (March 23): Red Riding Hood has an interesting premise, but this one wins the originality award: A depressed man going through an unpleasant divorce and rocky period with his son decides to have an alternate personality take over his life in the form of an abandoned beaver puppet he operates. Half comedy/half drama, this Jodie Foster-directed movie could be offensive and cynical, or it could be truly moving tale.
Still of Javier Bardem in Biutiful
(image from IMDB)
1. Biutiful (January 28): Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu's first directorial feature since Babel, Biutiful is the critically-lauded entry from Mexico for the Academy Awards' Best Foreign Language Picture. However, due to the unique requirements for that category, Biutiful is not a 2010 film, since American viewers can't see it until January (unless they buy the DVD online). The story of a compassionate-father deep-in-organizes crime who wants to solve lose ends and ensure a good future for his children before he dies. Yes, last year's most praised foreign film was the odiferous The Secrets in their Eyes; still, the critic community is right more often than not and I am going to take their word and get excited for this movie. I hope you do to.

I wish luck to anyone who follows my advice and sees these films. I will post again when they are out to evaluate their merits (and my MAD predicting skills). I would love to hear your picks too, so feel free to post whether you are reading this on screened or my more complete website cinetim.blogspot.com. :)

Friday, December 10, 2010

The Other Guys (A-)

A-
Witty lyrics, good acting, and humorous scenarios make this the year’s funniest film. Add onto that the entertaining action and you have one good movie.
Detectives Allen Gamble and Terry Hoitz are to ordinary looking guys with dark pasts. Gamble has been trying to repair his relationship with his “plain wife” (Eva Mendes of We Own the Night), the anchor keeping him from leaving his mundane life as a timid nobody doing paper work for the police force to go roam the streets as the vicious pimp Gator, notorious in university dorm-rooms. Hoitz is bitter and resentful after being the one cop on a corrupt force who gets in trouble (he did the one thing New York couldn’t forgive when he accidentally crippled Derek Jeter). However, as the dark forces of Wall Street execs unite with the Russian mafia, these two might be the only people able to bring justice back to the city. No wait, that job falls to Detectives Danson and Highsmith. This movies just about the other guys.
Every piece of the force behind the over-the-top comedy does their share, and what’s more writer/producer/director Adam McKay (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgandy, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby) makes sure they fit into together. The impressive cast—which includes Michael Keaton, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, Samuel L. Jackson, and Steve Coogan—all shine, but the best comes from the two leads. Will Ferrell (Elf and all of McKay’s most famous films) is in his element as Gamble, and Mark Wahlberg (Boogie Nights, The Departed, The Fighter) is so good as Hoitz he is actually at times quite scary.
Of course the acting only works since there is a script to back it up. The jokes fly by so frequently its as if one is watching Airplane, and the plot has enough of a story for us to care about the characters and enough restraint to keep things from becoming offensive or disappointing. To increase the fun, the movie also has some playful action sequences—a great substitute for the vulgarities that usually fill up spare space in films of this genre. The movie also wants to give some messages on corporate corruption, but doesn’t interrupt the plot more than necessary. Much of this is do to the inclusion of some startling statistics in the credits—a new strategy that creates a great compromise between those who want an a-political story and those who want to make a statement. A truly hilarious film, The Other Guys is great fun for practically everyone.

The Next Three Days (D)

The Next Three Days is well-crafted, but by no means does that mean it is a good movie. The underlying message of rebellion should not be taken lightly.
Three Days is not a particularly in-depth film (it will by no means achieve the same level of praise as writer/producer/director Paul Haggis’s other work, which includes the screenplays of Million Dollar Baby and Letters from Iwa Jima as well as writer/director credit on Crash). However, its central moral is achieved in a satisfactory manner, that of the precious nature of family and a husband’s role to protect it. Nothing particularly shocking, but a compelling enough premise for a thriller. In that regards the movie is perfect, as Haggis makes everything intense, well-paced, and as compelling as possible. The audience might not care enough for the characters in a sincerely emotional way, but one is most definitely on the edge of the seat with excitement.
The story, based on French thriller Pour Elle, tells of John Brennan (Russell Crowe of L.A. Confidential, Gladiator, and A Beautiful Mind), a happily married teacher with a cute little kid (Kevin Corrigan) who’s life is turned upside down when his wife Lara (Elizabeth Banks of W.) is arrested, convicted, and imprisoned for murder. John, feeling he has exhausted all legal courses of action and disturbed by his wife’s attempted suicide, decides he might just have to break her out. Of course, there is always the problem of the new lifestyle as an outlaw harming his kid’s newfound friendships, or his troubled relationship with his dad (Brian Dennehy of The Belly of an Architect), or the fact that any logic would show just how stupid an idea this is. Actually, Haggis is not terribly concerned about that last one, and does a good job of almost making the audience forget it. Almost.
The acting talent involved is good of course, though, with the exception of Liam Neeson in a well-done if stereotypical cameo, none of them have much to do. In fact, the over-reliance on Bank’s physique standing in for any of her positive character traits becomes a bit irritating (though this is by no means her fault). This would be less of a problem if John wasn’t so unbelievably perfect. While it is likely to excite the fantasizing women who will make up a good portion of the film’s audience, the film loses much of its anchor to reality and its impact by making everything too perfect. The husband’s portrayal as the even-headed guy being the saint saving the flawed, shallow wife even comes across as a bit sexist.
The movie’s main flaw, though, is a bit more serious. Sure, the film gives a few reasons why John’s path is a bad idea and is a large burden (much to show how family comes with a lot of responsibility), but for the most part it states that rebellious, even violent, measures are sometimes necessary. While most viewers will be able to distinguish between fiction and reality in the regards of prison breaks aren’t really an idea you should ever consider, it will be harder to avoid the idea that when the system doesn’t work you shouldn’t follow it. Yes, the normal procedures of justice are sometimes ineffective. Even so, it is counterproductive to fight it anyway but through the convoluted, calm, lengthy process that is provided. To do anything else, whether it be risking your child’s future to break your wife out of prison or to not continuing to do your job to the best of your ability since you didn’t get the raise your coworker got when you know he was cheating, is the good choice not only because it is the one that is truly effecting—which it is—but because it is the right thing to do. Our actions affect others, and by breaking the rules we are hurting the whole society and not following the moral codes people are supposed to. While I’m sure Mr. Haggis believes he adheres to the “do unto others” motto he is denying logic by saying that it doesn’t apply if the other is a faceless government which doesn’t play nice.
I, fortunately, have never been falsely imprisoned. However, I have been denied basic rights to report harm done to me in a hospital. For a while, I used this as an excuse to break the rules and stir up chaos. However, once I learned that just because something is justifiable doesn’t mean its right, I changed both my life and others. Rebellious actions might pay off in the short term, but in the course of life it will negatively affect you and your friends.
A common excuse of filmmakers is to say “The movie shouldn’t be taken literally.” This is another glaring omission of logic. Seeing any kind of justification for any kind of action will in some way affect a person’s opinions. If it is something like driving your car through the windows to kill transformers logic will kick in and it won’t be a problem. However if it is a message that rebellion is good, the moral is bad and can negatively affect you. Movies are giant metaphors, and despite the fact that criticizing one will get complaints of “it's just a story” we all know that metaphors have power just like any other statement. There is a reason people use them.
As I said before, obeying the rules is the right thing to do. That is why everything else never works. Except in the movies.